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How True! Chinese Philosophy

沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。

When you don't have money, rear pigs;

When you have money, rear dogs.

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home ;

When you have money, eat wild vegetables in restaurants.

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

When you have no money, ride bicycle;

When you have money, ride exercise machine.

沒錢的時候,想結婚；

有錢的時候,想離婚。

When you have no money, you wish to get married;

When you have money, you wish to get divorced.

沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。

When you have no money, wife becomes secretary;

When you have money, secretary becomes wife.

沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；

有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。

When you have no money, act like a rich man;

When you have money, act like a poor man.