《有压吗?》
现在一有时间,你会想到什么?哪里吃,哪里玩!对吗?
其实只说明一件事~~你有压力。
谁没有压力?
在家怕大罗里撞进来,还要怕劫匪破门而入,一踏出门还要担心塞车,大马路太通畅时,担心随时被车子撞飞,还要担心中“三万”,担心被打劫,担心被恐怖分子绑架,担心无端端被天桥压死。美女还要担心被色狼奸杀,靓仔还要担心遇到变态佬。
学生担心考试不及格,功课还没做完。
上班族回到办公室,还要担心工作不顺利,担心被老板责骂,担心被同事陷害,担心小人......
在家怕大罗里撞进来,还要怕劫匪破门而入,一踏出门还要担心塞车,大马路太通畅时,担心随时被车子撞飞,还要担心中“三万”,担心被打劫,担心被恐怖分子绑架,担心无端端被天桥压死。美女还要担心被色狼奸杀,靓仔还要担心遇到变态佬。
学生担心考试不及格,功课还没做完。
上班族回到办公室,还要担心工作不顺利,担心被老板责骂,担心被同事陷害,担心小人......
经过一整天的压力,一下班一放学马上就想到~
哪里吃?!哪里玩?!
哪里吃?!哪里玩?!
不过,吃喝就没有压力了吗?~~还要担心老板有没有收GST,服务费,有没有乱起价.......
其实经过一轮吃喝玩....之后,你究竟快乐吗?肯定有。但只是短暂的。
因为压力还没彻底被解决......
明早起来,还要面对一切,重复ing.....
明早起来,还要面对一切,重复ing.....
《Mana MMI??》
1天有17个老师缺席!
Mana MMI?
Melindungi Masa Instruksional (MMI)
bermaksud
untuk
mengurangkan gangguan bagi mengelakkan kelas tidak berlangsung
seperti yang dirancang dan memastikan kualiti masa instruksional yang
menjamin pembelajaran bermakna/ pembelajaran berkesan dalam
kalangan murid yang dilaksanakan oleh guru.
http://www.moe.gov.my/cms/upload_files/files/Buku%20MMI%201-%20Pelaksanaan%20Final.pdf
《人生》
人生是什麼?
What is life about?
1 歲時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority
10 歲時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
20 歲時春心盪漾
At twenty, dating is the top priority
30 歲時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is the top priority
40 歲時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
50 歲時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
60 歲時老當益壯
At sixty, staying virile is top priority
70 歲時常常健忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority
90 歲時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
100 歲時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
祝大家愉快,好好做人!
Wishing you all happiness! Be good!
《人》
人 啊,都不講實話:
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
Says share market is bad but still speculates in it;
Says money is evil but still keeps accumulating it.
說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refuses to go.
鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;
In the rural area, chickens wake up men in the morning;
In the cities, men call for chickens.
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses sell their artistic talents but not their bodies;
Now, actresses sell their bodies but not their artistic talents
《有没有》
How True! Chinese Philosophy
沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。
When you don't have money, rear pigs;
When you have money, rear dogs.
沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home ;
When you have money, eat wild vegetables in restaurants.
沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
When you have no money, ride bicycle;
When you have money, ride exercise machine.
沒錢的時候,想結婚;
有錢的時候,想離婚。
When you have no money, you wish to get married;
When you have money, you wish to get divorced.
沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
When you have no money, wife becomes secretary;
When you have money, secretary becomes wife.
沒錢的時候,假裝有錢;
有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。
When you have no money, act like a rich man;
When you have money, act like a poor man.
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